I’ll wow you when I’m really, really old

When I get really, really old, I’m going to be smarter and better organized. I’ve already made my list:

I will know where my wallet, phone and keys are at all times.

I will transfer my list of contacts from my notepad to my cell phone.

I will know how to use Uber rather than just pretending I do.

I will study the basic research behind why doughnuts and ice cream are bad for me.

I will find my little white box of dental floss.

I will change the oil in my car before the red light goes on.

I will match my socks as soon as they come out of the dryer.

I will not be caught wearing one dark blue and one black sock (refer above).

I already know that Easter is on a Sunday. In addition, I will learn why it is on a particular Sunday.

I will put this list in a safe and secure place. I will remember where that place is.

Thank goodness I don’t have to start this until I’m really, really old.

Author: Don Kuhl

Don Kuhl is founder of The Change Companies® and Train for Change Inc.® He has authored hundreds of Journals that have assisted over 10 million people in making positive life changes. While Don was aging (think of a side of beef at a fine restaurant), he managed motel properties, started several sports publications, worked in college and health care administrations and started about a dozen corporations. Some of them failed miserably, a few flourished.